Such a fuss with the Italian food, when in fact everyone hates it…
1. Everything is made with olive oil. Who wants to be that healthy?
2. Look at that melted mozzarella. Disgusting!
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3. Antipasti that fancy? What are we, kings and queens?
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4. Fresh seafood gets all over pasta and ruins it.
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5. Who would even want a brunch that looks like that?
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6. They mess up perfectly good shrimp with herbs.
7. Look at how disgusting this tiramisu is.
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8. Why would you prefer fresh pasta?
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9. Cannolis are terrible things.
10. Why destroy a perfectly good sausage to cook this?
11. This is how sad a sandwich can look because of pesto.
12. Lasagna is a hot juicy mess.
12. You would just injure your mouth with a bite like this.
13. Can you leave that slice of bread to breathe, please?!
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14. Poor mussels.
15. Pizza, pizza, everywhere. Such a cliche!
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16. Meatballs make pasta so boring!
17. And the killer deserts, like this panna cotta that is just too painful to watch!
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18. Cured meats and figs? Are you even serious?
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19. And this helpless asparagus will never escape the prosciutto.
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20. You can’t escape it.
21. It’s a trap! Those are not veggies for sure.
22. Why insult a slice of bread calling it bruschetta?
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23. Why press the poor thing?
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24. Cocky panettone always wants to be the center of attention at Christmas.
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25. Why would you add parmesan to everything?
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